A friend of mine thought The Eagles Life in the Fast Lane was Wipin' the Vaseline.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- i used to believe that the "fast lane" actually had some sort of tracks on it that made you go faster.— erin
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I thought the song Hotel California by the Eagles said "Welcome to Oakdale California— JewLea
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA