I used to think that so-called "speed bumps" were a waste of time, because if anything, I thought, they slow you down.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.Anon
- I used to believe that speed bumps were dead bodies that had been paved over.— Natalie
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- i used to believe that if you lie you really will get lie bumps.Anon
- I thought that if you were speeding and hit a speed bump, it would cause your car to fly into the air.— SeñorChaCha
- I used to think water towers were where everyone's uh...waste...went to from the toilets.— Stephanie