I used to think in ''Your the one that i want '' from Grease, the lyrics were ''meditate my erection'' instead of ''meditate my direction''
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam
- I always thought that "elbow grease" was a type of lubricant until about 2 years ago. I'm 19.— Erika
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I was little, I used to think that whatever direction I was facing was north.Anon
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav