When I was little I used to throw fits in Wal-Mart if I didn't get what I wanted and my mom told me that the Wal-Mart police would take me away if I didnt stop and from then on I was always good in Wal-Mart until I realized there were no Wal-Mart police around age 7
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.— Linda
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon