I was very young (about 6-8, something like that) and I thought the word when you got married was "nude-y-wed" (not newlywed). I knew how babies were really made, and I knew you had to be naked, so the word sure sounded like Nude-y to me!)
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- When I was younger I thought I had made up the word "nipples" and "thinga-majigger" — Amelia