The first time I heard the song "Candida" as a young teen (a long time ago) I heard the chorus as "Candida, wake up naked together" I was shocked (truly). My sister later told me the words were "Candida, We could make it together"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- when i was young i used to believe a wake was when you waited for the dead person to wake upAnon