Beatles - Penny Lane
Actual lyrics:
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit up, meanwhile back
My lyrics:
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes.
Troll beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit up, three wild ducks.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to think that the Eagle's song "Life in the Fast Lane" was actually "Pike in the Bass Lane."— Quilla
- I was born brunette with brown eyes and dark hair, i thought people with blue eyes, had water in them.Anon
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- When I was a kid I used to think the "carpool lane" was an actual pool cars went swimming in— skeez
- I used to believe the ^^ emoticon referred to 2 pointy ears like a cat, instead of closed eyes.Anon