One day — must’ve been around 3rd grade — I was home alone because my mom was at work so I decided to go into my parents’ bedroom and take my temperature on my own. I was very proud of myself as I lay there waiting for it to beep. When i pulled it out of my butt it looked like it said 104. I called my mom at work in a panic and expected her to do the usual gasp that she did when she saw I had temperature. I told her my temperature, and she asked if there was a period between the second 0 and the 4. She then me that I had 100.4 and not 104!!
I didn’t do that my own for a long while after that!
A childhood belief about being ill

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you turned the thermastat temperature above 70 degrees that everything would melt.Anon
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to believe there was a number "eleventeen". I could never quite work out where it went, though.— Matthew
- I thought that going to work was a lot like going to kindergarten. — A Wild Cowgirl
- i used to believe that scaffolding was used to support buildings when they were having work on them.Anon