When I was about 5, my father used to ride his bike to work. So my only connection with dad "going to work" was seeing him ride off on his bike in the morning. When my friends asked me what my father did for a living, I therefore told them, "he rides a bike!"
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to believe that the Beatles were friends of my father, and I always expected to meet them.— Rafa Garnica