I was convinced that just before communion, the priest was asking us to "pray as our saviour tortoise - Our Father ..."
I must have been a bit slow myself!
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- Until I was about four and a bit my father had me convinced that Friesian cows were called "big cats".— Chris
- My father convinced my little brother it was "Mount Reindeer" not Mount Rainier.— K
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme