When I used to go to Sunday School, I firmly believed the words to the song 'Jesus wants me for a sunbeam' were 'Jesus wants me for a zombie' and used to sing as loud as possible as it was my favourite song
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I believed that when a star twinkled it was Jesus winking at me. — GoldenGem
- I believed that Jesus was flying across the sky, it was actually sunlight reflecting off planes.— Patti
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal