The priest holding the services is God

My Grandfather was the pastor of our church and because he was always at the front of the church and praying, I though for a short while, that he was God.

Kara

I used to believe priests were God. Then one day I saw their feet when one of them wore a robe that was a little too small. I reasoned somehow that God can't have feet, and so priests weren't God.

Davandar