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When i was about 8 i thought being a virgin meant that you had never had a crush at someone. Imagine my friends surprise when i told them i wasn't a virgin.

Anon

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I used to think virginity meant that u couldnt have sex

— Mack

When I was in 1st grade I heard about virginity. Unlike other people, my mom was VERY open about sex and stuff, I learned about it early. It never freaked me out.

Then when I was at school the next day we were talking about zodiacs. Some girl raised her hand and said "I'M A VIRGO!!" I laughed and said, "You mean VIRGIN!" My teacher was shocked and pulled me aside at recess to tell me the differerence. My mom won't leave me alone about it.

— NOYB

When I was in fourth grade I went to a private Christian academy. We were discussing something about jesus and mary and someone asked what a virgin was. Our teacher told us that a virgin was a woman who was unmarried. Luckily most of us were smarter than that already.

— Alexzan

When I was around seven years old, I asked my mom what a virgin was. She explained to me very quickly that a virgin was someone who had never been in love before. I loved my parents, so I would proudly walk around telling people that I wasn't a virgin. It wasn't until I was ten that I actually found out what a virgin was, and I was quite mortified.

Anon

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My mom once told me that if you only had sisters, you were a virgin.

Anon

For the longest time, I thought "being a virgin" had to do with being the Virgin Mary, which sounded way too girly for a kid like me. So when I was asked if I was a virgin, I proudly said that I wasn't. When I was then asked who I had lost my virginity to, I thought long and hard about the manliest thing to say. "My dad" was what I came up with.

— Matt Maiorano

I used to think that you were a virgin if you had never spilt any food on your trousers

So when I split ketchup on myself at christmas I said "Oh damn I 'm not a virgin any more"

My grandparents were there
I was told what it really was later that day

— Daniel

My family and I were having dinner at a resturant, when it was time to go my mom suggested that we take a doggy bag home for my brother (who is a vegetarian), when the waitress walked up my sister answered my mother saying "we can't take this home for him, you know he's a virgin" you could only imagine the look on the waitress face, was I the only one laughing or what! (My sister is 3 yrs. older than me)

— Q

I used to think that when somebody called you a virgin it meant that you were a lezbien

— Becca

When I was younger, I believed that being a virgin meant being really holy, a level above sainthood since the only person with which I had ever heard the word "virgin" correlated was the Virgin Mary. When watching the movie It with my family, I heard one of the characters announce that he was still a virgin; at first, I thought that meant that the only other person as holy as Mary was that character in the movie.

Anon

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I used to think that all girls are virgin unless they marry.

— Herbert R. L.

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I used to believe that girls are only allowed to be call virgins.

— Herbert R. L.

I used to believe that if you lost your virginity to someone, you would stuff a flower up their nose, put a rose in their teeth and immediately call their astrologer to say that their starsign had been changed to Virgo.

— Amaryllis

Last year in my freshman year of highschool, some freshman boy asked me if a I was a virgin. I thought he meant if I was a "virgo".

I said no, and he freaked out.

— Michelle

I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers

— Alexa

i used to believe that being a virgin means to have the star "virgo".

Anon

When i was 11 i had my GF over to my house, we were just sitting in my room watching a movie( Recess Schools out) and i had just finished my cherry cola witch i loved.

So i went down stairs to get some more but all i had left was regular ! so i poured some of it into a cup and went back to my room.

The conversation i had when i got back went something like this..

" Hey (insert name here) did you keep the movie paused?"

"Nah sorry"

"O come on you know it's one of my favorites"

"O well did you get more Cherry cola "

"Nah i had to get regular so i guess were got to pop your cherry"

"Ew you pervert I'm calling my mom"

"ALL I WANT IS CHERRY COLA WY WONT YOU LET ME USE YOUR CHERRY!"

so of coarse i had no clue why she was so made and suddenly wanted to leave so i told my mom i was going to break up with her because "she wouldn't let me pop her cherry"

my mom was in utter disbelief as i went on and on about all i wanted was her damn cherry , in till she realized what i meant, we had "the talk" and i came to school the next day with a cherry and told my gf what i meant when i said i wanted her cherry.

Fun times...(at the time i had no clue what in meant i allways thought they just kept a cherry around just in case..pretty dumb.

— IwantYourCherry

I heard the word Virgin from my mom she told me it was a girl who had never slept with a boy, my cousin was a boy and we slept in the same bed all the time so I thought I wasn't a Virgin any more. when we where on the way home from church I told my GRand pa that I wasn't a virgin any more he freaked out and asked me what a virgin was I and I told him that me and my cousin had been sleeping in the same bed and he gave me this long speech explaining what it really ment to be a virgin.

— Sugar foots

When I was about 9 or 8 I though a verginity was another name for a Barbie doll. So one day i went to school and told my friend " I lost My verginity last night " cause I lost my doll. The teacher heard me and I got in trouble and did't understand why.

— Richelle

when i was 7 i was told that if a car was rained on, it wasn't a virgin. well i thought the same went fo people. later in 6th grade some friends were talking about virginity. i proudly said that i wasn't a virgin. many questions and some explaining came next.

— k

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