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When i was about 8 i thought being a virgin meant that you had never had a crush at someone. Imagine my friends surprise when i told them i wasn't a virgin.

Anon

I used to think that you only didn't have your virginity while having sex, and when you weren't, you had it. One time I used that belief in a conversation with my mom, and she straightened me out! Embarrassing!

— Lauren

When I first heard the word virgin, when I was around 11 I was around a lot of people who were older and that liked to talk dirty all the time, and someone asked "Are you a virgin?", in a serious way and I thought he was asking are you from Virginia, and I was born in New York and moved to New Jersey when I was little, so I had no idea why they would think that, so I responded "Um... No... why would you even think that?", acting like I was all smart and they were dumb. Image an 11 year old saying that. How embarassing. That was so long ago... but I still can remember it, it's one of those memories that you can always think about and laugh.

— Mamorufan54 (Mamochan)

When I was younger my friends had all told me that when you lose your virginity you bleed and the blood burns the guys penis. So I was terrified of losing my virginity in fear of burning off a guys penis...

Anon

My friend told me about this one. One day my friend was talking to her neighbor, who was about 10 years old. During the conversation, the neighbor says, "I don't ever want to be a virgin, just like Brittany Spears!" Needless to say, my friend, as well as the girl's parents were shocked. We're still not sure what she thought she was saying, but she'll never live it down!

— Haley

When i was aroun 8 or so i heard the term "Virgin" applied to 16-17 year old female friend of the family. Naturally i asked my dad what it meant. He told me a virgin was "tease" and proceeded to elaborate further. By the end of his rant i had a very low opinion of "Virgin's." I now know that he held this particular girl in quite a bit of contempt at the time. Im sure he thought i forgot all about it but when a new neighbor moved in next door (about 30 years old with 2 children) i was very concerned and thougfht it neccesary to ask her if she was a virgin... I remember to this day her surpsrise when i asked that question (we had just met). After her initial shock she proceeded to ask me what i thought a virgin was. I remmebr explaining it to her... Funny her and my dad never quite got a long the whole time we lived there... :)

— jim

When I was about eleven or twelve and heard the teenage girl on the bus talk about "getting her cherry popped" I thought she was talking bout some guy popping off her nipples. I figured out a few years later that it meant losing her virginity.

— that makes my nipples hurt

I come from a catholic family, so they always talked about the Virgin Mary and I thought virgin was part of her name so if anybody would've asked me if I was a virgin I would've probably said no.

Anon

When i was around 7 years old my neighbor who was like 10 asked me if i was a virgin and i had no idea what a virgin was. I didn't want to look dumb so i didn't ask what it was i just replied yes, then no, then i don't know. I kept trying to figure out what a virgin was so for some reason i pictured a little white reese cup! I thought a virgin was a little white reese cup, and then they actually came out with them a few years ago and it was hillarious to my best friend who said you should have told them about that years ago and you could have made some money. lol

— Brooke

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I used to think virgins were saints.

— Anonymous

A friend and I (age 6 or 7) once debated the subject of "virginity". Having a younger mom (she's only 20 years older than I am), I knew that losing your virginity meant that you had "done it". My friend, however, insisted that it was when someone else saw you naked. I used to get so worried that I wasn't a virgin because my mom saw me in my panties everyday to help me get dressed for school!

— The "Naked" Truth

In 5th grade, a girl asked me if I was a virgin. I said no because I thought a virgin was some sort of prophet or a saint.(I was watching Hocus Pocus and a virgin had to light the candle. I assumed that a virgin was somebody who was more special than anyone else.) When the girl started laughing I said "Just Kidding." It was 2 years until I found out what a virgin was.

— chels

My sister used to tell me that virgins were people who haven't been kissed, and my uncle told me that a pervert is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the fart bubbles.

In pre-school I had a girl friend who I used to take baths with when my mom had to babysit her. Of course we would do 'naughty' things and I always just thought she had a really really small 'pee pee'.

— Jordan

When I was little a schoolmate of mine came up, and asked me if I was a virgin (In my opinion he was just excited that he knew what being a virgin meant, and he started asking) but I didnt have a clue of what it meant. The only place that I had heard that word was: The virgin Mary, so trying to look like I knew what he was talking about, I said no (I had assumed it was something like you were a saint) the boy teased me so much, and I still didnt get why. Then a teacher explained what it meant, I was so ashamed; from that point on I always ask about things I dont know.

— Mandy

When I was little 'Hocus Pocus' was one of my favorite movies. In one scene, a fake cop asked the main character 'Are you a virgin, kid?' and he replies 'Uh huh. Look, I'll get a tatto on my forehead!' Ans so for the longest time, I thought a virgin was someone who did not have a tatto.

— Maddy

When i was about 6, i got virgin mixed up with virgo. I used to tells my friends i was a virgin, and ask them if they were. They'd say no and i'd laugh at them.

Anon

When I was little I didn't know what "Virgin" meant so I assumed it was an insult. At around age 7 I was in the schoolground one day and someone yelled "You're a Virgin!" called me a virgin, and I yelled back, "No I'm not!!!"

Anon

When i was four, six older boys were tryign to make me mad and they satrted callign me a virgin. Being a very mad four year old and not knwoing what a virgin was a started charging at them and running down th estreet yellign at the top of my lung "I AM NOT NOT NOT A VIRGIN"

Anon

Being a catholic, when i was younger i was always taught about the virgin mary, not completley understanding what a virgin was apart from mary was one and she was pretty much god's wife, when madonna released 'like a virgin' i thought for a long time that she was in fact a nun!

— bitdopey

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When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.

— Marcy

When I was a kid, my mom was way too afraid to talk to me about sex. So one day, I asked her if SHE was a virgin. She replied with, "yes." For a while, I honestly thought I was the second coming of Christ.

Anon

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