virginity

I was driving my 5 year old daughter and her friend home from church. They were talking about the word virgin which they heard in the sermon. My daughter said what's a virgin and her friend replied, you know, it's olive oil!

Andrea

When I was little I was REALLY into unicorns. In mythology it's known that only a virgin can touch a unicorn. I asked my mom what virgin meant and she just explained it as being someone who has never slept with a man. I, of course, took this to mean literally.
For years I thought I wasn't a virgin because when I was even younger I'd crawl into bed with my mom and dad.

Elistariel

FOR A CHURCH PAGENT ONCE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT TO BE MARY SO I TOLD EVERY ADULT I KNEW THAT I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A VIRGIN. WHEN MY MOTHER FOUND OUT SHE HAD TO CALL EVERYONE UP AND EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT I STILL DON'T THINK THEY BELIEVED HER.

JANE

When I was little someone gave me a unicorn toy that had a story about how only virgins got to see unicorns.
Years later, when I lost mine, I suddenly had this heart crushing moment when I relized I was never going to get to see a unicorn.

Anon

I used to believe that virgins can't have sex and have to wait till they're not.

[to_xp]Gekko

As a child I thought virginity was a religion.

Susan

When i was about 9 or 10 some one asked me if i was a virgin and i said no i'm a scorpio...

Muppet

In about 2nd grade I thought "virgin" and "lesbian" were the same thing. I knew they both had to do with sex, and therefore was "bad" so once my friends asked me, "Are you a virgin?" (i don't know why we were asking this question in 2nd grade) and I got all indignant thinking they were asking if I was a lesbian and said, "Gross, No!"
Years later, and I'm a lesbian. ;)

Erin

When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.

Marcy

The only "virgin" I ever knew was the one from the Christmas carol Silent Night. I drew a picture for my mother around Christmas one year of a large round Swedish man with a feather in his hat and lederhosen. I wrote "Yon" on the top and gave it to my mom expecting her to immediately identify the Christmas overtones. I could she was confused so I said, "His name is Yon, he's a round virgin." She was even more confused until I said, "You know, from Silent Night?" Then she laughed and laughed.

Why I thought Silent Night was about a fat Swedish man name Yon, I really don't know.

Splint Chesthair

When I was about eleven or twelve and heard the teenage girl on the bus talk about "getting her cherry popped" I thought she was talking bout some guy popping off her nipples. I figured out a few years later that it meant losing her virginity.

that makes my nipples hurt

When i was 11 i had my GF over to my house, we were just sitting in my room watching a movie( Recess Schools out) and i had just finished my cherry cola witch i loved.

So i went down stairs to get some more but all i had left was regular ! so i poured some of it into a cup and went back to my room.

The conversation i had when i got back went something like this..

" Hey (insert name here) did you keep the movie paused?"

"Nah sorry"

"O come on you know it's one of my favorites"

"O well did you get more Cherry cola "

"Nah i had to get regular so i guess were got to pop your cherry"

"Ew you pervert I'm calling my mom"

"ALL I WANT IS CHERRY COLA WY WONT YOU LET ME USE YOUR CHERRY!"

so of coarse i had no clue why she was so made and suddenly wanted to leave so i told my mom i was going to break up with her because "she wouldn't let me pop her cherry"

my mom was in utter disbelief as i went on and on about all i wanted was her damn cherry , in till she realized what i meant, we had "the talk" and i came to school the next day with a cherry and told my gf what i meant when i said i wanted her cherry.

Fun times...(at the time i had no clue what in meant i allways thought they just kept a cherry around just in case..pretty dumb.

IwantYourCherry

When I was 8 I was watching T.V. with my mum and a girl laughed when a guy admitted to being a virgin. So I asked my mum "What's a virgin?" to which she replied, rather flustered "A virgin is someone who hasn't hugged the opposite gender". I then told her I wasn't a virgin and went around my primary school telling everyone including the teachers. Thankfully my next door neighbour set me straight.

Shazz

I used to believe that a virgin was 5 lesbian women having sex because i saw a show about the spice girls and they said they were all virgin so i concluded that they were lesbian having sex and when they asked me in the 5th grade if i was a virgin i said ewww no!! lol

NATHALIE

As a child I believed that a 'virgin' was a holy person (because of the virgin mary) so when one of my classmates asked if i was a virgin, i said no! I still laugh

Anon

My family and I were having dinner at a resturant, when it was time to go my mom suggested that we take a doggy bag home for my brother (who is a vegetarian), when the waitress walked up my sister answered my mother saying "we can't take this home for him, you know he's a virgin" you could only imagine the look on the waitress face, was I the only one laughing or what! (My sister is 3 yrs. older than me)

Q

When I was little I didn't know what "Virgin" meant so I assumed it was an insult. At around age 7 I was in the schoolground one day and someone yelled "You're a Virgin!" called me a virgin, and I yelled back, "No I'm not!!!"

Anon

I had no idea that the phrase 'pop your cherry' had anything to do with having sex for the first time. I thought it was some weird kind of foreplay involving cherries.

Anon

As a little girl, I had heard the story of Jesus's birth and the Virgin Mary many times. And from that story I came to believe that a virgin was a woman that had a baby before she was married, because the Virgin Mary wasn't married to Joseph when she got pregnant. LOL. I'm 13 now, but my mom still thinks it was cute.

Bailey

For the longest time as a child, I thought I might be pregnant because I had french-kissed a boy from down the block. For years I wondered whether I was a true "virgin" or not. Wasn't until years later that I realized I was a virgin and he was an awful kisser.

addy from new york