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When i was about 8 i thought being a virgin meant that you had never had a crush at someone. Imagine my friends surprise when i told them i wasn't a virgin.

Anon

When I was very young I asked my mother what a virgin was. Embarrassed, she told me that a virgin was somebody who hasn't slept with anyone else. I believed that she meant literally sleeping in the same room as someone else.
I was very embarrassed when my class went to camp in 5th grade, and I started yelling that I didn't want to sleep in the dorms because I wanted to stay a virgin.

— Rachy

I was driving my 5 year old daughter and her friend home from church. They were talking about the word virgin which they heard in the sermon. My daughter said what's a virgin and her friend replied, you know, it's olive oil!

— Andrea

When I was little I was REALLY into unicorns. In mythology it's known that only a virgin can touch a unicorn. I asked my mom what virgin meant and she just explained it as being someone who has never slept with a man. I, of course, took this to mean literally.
For years I thought I wasn't a virgin because when I was even younger I'd crawl into bed with my mom and dad.

— Elistariel

FOR A CHURCH PAGENT ONCE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT TO BE MARY SO I TOLD EVERY ADULT I KNEW THAT I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A VIRGIN. WHEN MY MOTHER FOUND OUT SHE HAD TO CALL EVERYONE UP AND EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT I STILL DON'T THINK THEY BELIEVED HER.

— JANE

When I was little someone gave me a unicorn toy that had a story about how only virgins got to see unicorns.
Years later, when I lost mine, I suddenly had this heart crushing moment when I relized I was never going to get to see a unicorn.

Anon

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I used to believe that virgins can't have sex and have to wait till they're not.

— [to_xp]Gekko

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As a child I thought virginity was a religion.

— Susan

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When i was about 9 or 10 some one asked me if i was a virgin and i said no i'm a scorpio...

— Muppet

In about 2nd grade I thought "virgin" and "lesbian" were the same thing. I knew they both had to do with sex, and therefore was "bad" so once my friends asked me, "Are you a virgin?" (i don't know why we were asking this question in 2nd grade) and I got all indignant thinking they were asking if I was a lesbian and said, "Gross, No!"
Years later, and I'm a lesbian. ;)

— Erin

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When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.

— Marcy

The only "virgin" I ever knew was the one from the Christmas carol Silent Night. I drew a picture for my mother around Christmas one year of a large round Swedish man with a feather in his hat and lederhosen. I wrote "Yon" on the top and gave it to my mom expecting her to immediately identify the Christmas overtones. I could she was confused so I said, "His name is Yon, he's a round virgin." She was even more confused until I said, "You know, from Silent Night?" Then she laughed and laughed.

Why I thought Silent Night was about a fat Swedish man name Yon, I really don't know.

— Splint Chesthair

When I was 8 I was watching T.V. with my mum and a girl laughed when a guy admitted to being a virgin. So I asked my mum "What's a virgin?" to which she replied, rather flustered "A virgin is someone who hasn't hugged the opposite gender". I then told her I wasn't a virgin and went around my primary school telling everyone including the teachers. Thankfully my next door neighbour set me straight.

— Shazz

When I was about eleven or twelve and heard the teenage girl on the bus talk about "getting her cherry popped" I thought she was talking bout some guy popping off her nipples. I figured out a few years later that it meant losing her virginity.

— that makes my nipples hurt

When i was 11 i had my GF over to my house, we were just sitting in my room watching a movie( Recess Schools out) and i had just finished my cherry cola witch i loved.

So i went down stairs to get some more but all i had left was regular ! so i poured some of it into a cup and went back to my room.

The conversation i had when i got back went something like this..

" Hey (insert name here) did you keep the movie paused?"

"Nah sorry"

"O come on you know it's one of my favorites"

"O well did you get more Cherry cola "

"Nah i had to get regular so i guess were got to pop your cherry"

"Ew you pervert I'm calling my mom"

"ALL I WANT IS CHERRY COLA WY WONT YOU LET ME USE YOUR CHERRY!"

so of coarse i had no clue why she was so made and suddenly wanted to leave so i told my mom i was going to break up with her because "she wouldn't let me pop her cherry"

my mom was in utter disbelief as i went on and on about all i wanted was her damn cherry , in till she realized what i meant, we had "the talk" and i came to school the next day with a cherry and told my gf what i meant when i said i wanted her cherry.

Fun times...(at the time i had no clue what in meant i allways thought they just kept a cherry around just in case..pretty dumb.

— IwantYourCherry

I used to believe that a virgin was 5 lesbian women having sex because i saw a show about the spice girls and they said they were all virgin so i concluded that they were lesbian having sex and when they asked me in the 5th grade if i was a virgin i said ewww no!! lol

— NATHALIE

As a child I believed that a 'virgin' was a holy person (because of the virgin mary) so when one of my classmates asked if i was a virgin, i said no! I still laugh

Anon

My family and I were having dinner at a resturant, when it was time to go my mom suggested that we take a doggy bag home for my brother (who is a vegetarian), when the waitress walked up my sister answered my mother saying "we can't take this home for him, you know he's a virgin" you could only imagine the look on the waitress face, was I the only one laughing or what! (My sister is 3 yrs. older than me)

— Q

When I was little I didn't know what "Virgin" meant so I assumed it was an insult. At around age 7 I was in the schoolground one day and someone yelled "You're a Virgin!" called me a virgin, and I yelled back, "No I'm not!!!"

Anon

I had no idea that the phrase 'pop your cherry' had anything to do with having sex for the first time. I thought it was some weird kind of foreplay involving cherries.

Anon

As a little girl, I had heard the story of Jesus's birth and the Virgin Mary many times. And from that story I came to believe that a virgin was a woman that had a baby before she was married, because the Virgin Mary wasn't married to Joseph when she got pregnant. LOL. I'm 13 now, but my mom still thinks it was cute.

— Bailey

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