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Serial killers are actually cereal killers

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i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal

Tiffany
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When I was quite small I thought that serial killers were cereal killers. For a while I was scared that since I was a "cereal killer" I was going to be arrested.

Caitlin
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When I was little, I believed that a serial killer was somebody who came into your house at night and stabbed your cereal with a knife, so I always used to hide my cereal so somebody wouldn't kill it.

Brenden
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When I was little I used to think that serial killers killed people that ate cereal, so I stopped eating cereal for a little while until my sister told me what they were.

Liliana
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when I was younger I used to believe a serial killer lived in cereal boxes.

laura
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i used to believe that a "serial" killer was someone that put poision in "cereal". haha stupid i know.

Alyx
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My brother told me 4 different things about serial killers.
1. that they were evil boxes of cereal. 2. that they were poisioned cereal. 3. that they were evil bits of cereal. and 4. that crop circles were when evil ppl made circles in some crop to prevent production of cereal.
I knew that obviously my brother would never tell the truth, so I assumed that (since my brother had crossed out all the possibilities) the media was making it up and that serial killers didn't really exist.......

fred
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I used to believe serial killers were murderers that wore cereal costumes. Like a man dressed in a giant Cheerio would come kill you.

Julie
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When i was little i would hear on the news that another serial killer broke loose so i would protect my cereal boxes because i thought they would try to kill my cereal.

Leo
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When I was little my sister thought serial killers stabbed cereal boxes because they didn't like the taste or something........you don't want to know what was going through her mind of what she thought a serial rapist was............

Anon
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Wow this is goning to sound bad but when I was about 5 or 6 years old I was watching the news there was something on about a serial killer. I never went near the cereal cabinet again. Lol I went downstairs the next morning and threw all the cereal away.

Anon
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I used to believe that serial killers killed cereal...Cause i didnt know that it was spelt the other way...about 3 years ago i learned the difference.

Bee
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a cereal killer was someone that went around and stole peoples' cereal

Anon
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i thought that being a serial killer meant that you poisened cereal because i thought that it was always spelled cereal not serial

Anon
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this is for a friend

when she was younger on the news she heard something about serial killer. being she was 4 or so she thought that it was cereal that ran around and killed people. For years she was scared that at night farm animal shaped cereal would come at night and kill her and her family. One nightmare she had was where her and her family were in a car and the farm animals were chassing after them and it was rainging milk. she was a bit of a disturded child if u can imagine.

filling in for a friend
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When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal

Aja
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i used to believe that serial killers ripped up cerial boxes and threw them out


lol

ikillanyone
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I belived that cerial killers were people who put poison in your cereal

Ray
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When I was small, I believed that serial killers somehow killed people with breakfast cereal (choking them, beating them with the box, ect.).

Jessica Tinch
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when i was little about until i was 7 i thought that a cereal killer was a person that somehow killed you when you were eating cereal lke a knive wouid fly out of cereal box when you were reading the box or they wouid poison the cereal my brother later clarified this for me i laugh about this when i read the news paper and i hear that someonw was killed

the dumb kid
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