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Serial killers are actually cereal killers

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When i was about 5 or 6 years of age, I thought that a cereal killer was a human sized cheerio with legs and arms that hid on roof tops, and waited untill you were not looking and then kill you

Rob (D)
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My parents used to watch Americas most wanted when I was younger. When I was about 6 or 7 I remember hearing the word serial killer (home and friends), and thought that it was a person who killed people for their cereal. I was so afraid to eat cereal. Since my parents ate cereal, I was afraid that they would come after us to kill us while we slept.

Kerri
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i used to watch america's most wanted and when john walsh spoke about serial killers, he was talking about people who either killed you with cereal, or killed you and then ate your cereal. i hid all the froot loops, convinced this would ward off a 'cereal killer'.

Future Mrs Manning
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When I was little, I always heard about serial killers on the news. I assumed they were talking about cereal killers, people who murdered you by poisoning your cereal. For some reason, that didn't stop me from eating it.

Hollypop
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When I was about six or seven years old, the infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy was put to death. I couldn't understand why he recieved such a grim punishment, as I thought a serial killer was a guy who smashed boxes of cereal.

Alison
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When i heard "grown-ups" talk about serial killers, i thought someone was going to take/kill my cereal. So with the "grown-ups" I would get fearful also, but for different reasons.

Justine Jackson
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I used to think that Serial killers were people who poisoned cheerios.

Ashley
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When I was a little kid, I used to believe that serial killers killed people with cereal. They would concoct such vile cereal creations (fruit loops with toe jam and boogers) that people would die from eating them.

Steph
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When I was little, I used to think that a serial killer was a killer who ate a lot of cereal. I wonder if I was the only one who thought that.

believer
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When I was little, I used to think that a serial killer was a killer who ate a lot of cereal.

believe
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I used to think that cerial killers would kill the little people on the boxes so once I said (to myself) "not tony! Please don't hurt him!"

Katherine
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I used to think that cerial killers were killers that kill u if u eat cereal. so i never liked to eat cereal cause i didn't want to die!

Tweety bird
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I used to beleive that cerial killers were cerial makers who went around killing people!

Jenny
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When I was little, I would watch the news with my mom. And I hear "serial killer" and I thought it meant "cereal killer". Me and my sister had different aspects of that. My sister thought that there would be a guy literally stabbing a cereal box with a knife. I thought it was a guy that put poison in the cereal to kill little kids that eat it.

anon.
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wheni was little i beileved that a serial killer was somebody who killed people who ate cereal. So i stopped eating cereal and now i dont like it any more all because i was to dumb to ask my mom what a serial killer was!

Holly
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I used to believe Serial killers would break into your house and stab/'kill' your cereal.

mary
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When I was oung I use to think that a "serial killer" was someone who ate serial. So once when my mum bouht serial, she gave me some for breakfast, walked out of the room, and i tried it and when she came ack in and saw me eating it i shouted "I'm a serial killer!! I'M SORRY!!" Ahh, the humiliation..

Mel
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I used to think that a serial killer was someone who would smash up serial

Anon
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I used to believe serial killers were actually people that went round slipping poison into cereal boxes

Anon
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When I was little, I believed that serial killers were people who would hide in your cereal box, and when you would pour out the cereal, the cereal killer would fall out and kill you. I didn't eat cereal for a year after that...

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