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I seriously used to believe that Bert from Sesame Street lived in my closet and that he was going to kill me.

Liz
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When I was younger, I half-believed that there were monsters in my closet or hiding in the shadows that would come out at night. However, I decided that the monsters were backwards monsters that didn't see things the right way. They could only hurt me if I had my eyes closed, because if you had your eyes open then the monsters were powerless. But when my eyes were closed, they thought my eyes were open and didn't come out, and when my eyes were open they thought they were closed, and so even if they came out they couldn't hurt me.

Alternately, I thought the monsters were easily embarassed and wouldn't come out if you didn't have clothes on. But when you had your clothes on, they thought you were naked, and didn't come out. Since I never slept naked, this meant I was always safe.

Alan Slatterly
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When i was little i used to believe that the boogie man lived in my closet, but when i went into my closet, he quickly went under my bed, so one day i decided to mix a bunch of nasty crap in a dish a feed it to him, so i put it on my dresser, hid in my closet and called for him to go and eat it. without me knowing, my sister was listening and took it out of my room so i would think he ate it. when i came out of the closet i noticed it was gone and i thought i defeated the boogie man and was all proud until my sister finally told me she did it. which was a long time after

a person
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I used to think that Freddie Kreuger was in my closet with his scary nails reaching out under the door crack to get me. I never had my bed next to the closet when I was little!

Angela
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When I saw the movie Boogeyman, I was scared to death when we got home,thinking the Boogeyman would pop out of a closet.I tried to board up the closets in the house like in the movie, using wood,a hammer and nails.

popo
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I used to think the cast of "the Munster" lived in my closet and when the show came on i would sneak up to my closet and see if they had left yet

Nick
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My brother told me that every closet has a skeleton in it. At the time, I didn't know that it was a saying, but I never looked in the closet for months.

joe
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i used to beleive there were monsters in my closet. I'm over it but i still make sure my closet door is closed before i go to sleep.

me
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I used to believe in closet monsters. Before I slept at night, the closet door and my room door HAD to be shut closed. Im now 21 and I dont believe in closet monsters anymore, but my closet door and room door still HAS to be closed for me to be able to have a goodnight sleep.

JecNucz
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When I was 5, I used to believe that monsters would eat me if I ever opened my closet, now whenever I go past my closet I look at the lock on it to see if my closet is locked, and then if it is, I run away quick! It still haunts me today, if I think of my closet!

Denver Burgess
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i used to believe that mirrors were a doorway to another world.



I still think i have a twin. :-)l(-:

bloo
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That captain hook lived in my closet on the very top shelf.

Anon
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I used to think that if you did not hang up your clothes then a closet monster would come out and KILL you!

cookie101
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my friend told me this story that like in your closet was a portal to a new world and like on the ground of my closet there were dead things and im 10 and still believe that

salami scared
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I used to believe that monsters or aliens lived in my closet and it was my own job to protect my family and the world from being eaten by them by looking as unappitizing as i could at night. I thought that if they couldn't see me they would think i was invisible and not worth eating and go back home. I also thought that if i only stuck my head out they would think we were only heads and go home. I even thought if i left my toe out they would think we were only toes. I thought i was so important. If my parents were mad at me i would say, "You know if it wasn't for me you would be alien food!" and then they would stare. haha

The Protector Of the World.... Taylor
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ok well when i was younger i used to think that they're were vampires in my closet...so every night in bed i thought that if i covered my neck with my blankets they couldn't get me

Becca
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when i was little i was scared of goingto sleep because there was a monster in my closet that would eat me when i went to sleep. i kept on hearing strange noises coming from my closet and one time when it was leaking, i was lying awake in my room at 12:00pm and because it was so dark the leaking looked red and there was this weird red puddle oozing out of my closet, i was terrifieyed

mairi nolan
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When I was younger the street lights used to shine through the trees in our front yard. I had a thick-ish curtain covering my (floor to ceiling) glass doors to my balcony and the image that projected onto the curtains from the lights and the trees looked like a man holding an axe about to kill someone.

I was so traumatised from sleeping in that room just from trees and lights.

Overimagination from that led me to think for years that there was someone hiding under my bed and in my closet ready to jump out and get me.

Anon
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Everyday I usto think that Terry Fox was in my closet. Every night when my parents were downstaires i usto run to my parents and I would think in the morning that i was Terry Fox with a broken leg and up in a wheelchair.

Thomas
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I saw the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe on TV when I was four, so I decided to go and sit in this huge wardrobe in my parents' room to try and get into Narnia. I sat there for an hour before I realised it wouldn't work.

Minty Catherine
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