When I was little my Dad would play Queens Bohemiam Rhapsody and I always thought they were singing "spare him his life for these pork sausages" and not "Spare him his life from this monstrosity" I always thought he'd been caught for killing a man and because he was a poor boy from a poor family they were trying to save him with some pork sausages!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.