When i was a child my Grandfather had me convinced he was a girl before he was a boy! And that if i didnt behave he would make me change into a little boy as well!
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- My great-grandfather firmly believed, and had me convinced, that SPAM was mouse meat. — texasblue
- I use to believe that kissing your elbow would make you change your sex when you woke up the next day.— Chuck
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon