until i was about 3, i called my mom "shirt". when she taught me the word shirt, she pointed to her shirt, but i thought she was pointing to herself.. *sigh*
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo. — jessimocha
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- I used to believe that the head part of a shirt was a monster and that it would eat you.— Taliyah
- I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!Anon