When I first heard Bananarama's song Venus, I thought they were singing "I'm your penis, I'm your fire, Your desire."
And on the beauty commercials too, I thought the females were singing about a male body part.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski