Ya know that song "Independent women" or something like that by Destinies Child well i always thought it was "the shoes on my feet i garted the clothes im wearing i farted the car im driving i farted cuz i dependent on it!" and for a long time i kept thinking why would you depend on your farts to get you stuff? but then again anyone who make a song called "bootylicious" probably would depend on farting to make them rich.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.— I beleieve I can fly.....
- Red shoes make you run faster. — Ann B.