My mum used to the think the song 'Horny' by Mousse T went 'I'm forty, forty forty forty'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- I used to believe in the Cysco song "Let me see your thong" he said let me see your thumb.— Anymous