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I used to believe all old men with white hair (like my grandpa had) were my grandpas. My neighbor growing up was an older man with white hair, and every time I saw him I'd say "hi grandpa!!" He always said hi back. I never believed that all old women were my grandmas, because I had 2 grandmas and a great grandma and they all had different colored hair.

Brianne
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I am the youngest of 3, and my brother and sister are both quite a bit older than me. My mom would always talk about when "Lance and Ricki were little." But because I had never seen them little, I just did not know what to think. So in my head, I saw them as they were at the time (both teenagers) but just shrunken down to baby-size. Quite an odd picture to put in a four-year-old's head.

Brianne
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when i was younger, my sister convinced me that i had had an older brother but she had killed him because he was bad, so she used to threaten me with that when i was annoying her.

Anon
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I used to believe that if your parents grounded you they would actually pound you into the ground, so one day my mother told my sister she was grounded and I cried because I didn't want my sister to be in the ground for a week

Courtney
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I Used To Beleive That When I Went To Bed My Parents Would Have A Party Without Me!

lala69
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My Grandma told my Mom they got her from the junkyard
When she asked where she came from

Anon
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When i was 10 years old i used to belive that my older brother and sister were twins. Because they were in the same grade but only to find out later my sister was left back in the 8th grade!

Shafeqah
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On halloween when i was 5 or so my dad and grandpa went to scare a my neighbor's daughter and her friends at her Halloween party..well that night after they scared her my dad came home with his costume on as warewolf...so nautrally..i thought every halloween my dad turned into a warewolf.

Princess Lynzie
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i used to think that you god father/mother were the people that were related to god in your family. i thought they were sent by god to watch you constantly, but you just couldn't see them.

elatina
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My mom used to tell me she bought me from Sears because they had a good sell on the little babies and she will take me back and get a new baby if I am bad.

Kayla G.
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When I was five I noticed all the childhood photographs of my father and his sisters on display at my grandparents' house, and I thought that they were their other grandchildren, but that they weren't as loved as we were, because their pictures were old and black and white, and they were wearing odd clothes, and we had never met them.

Susan
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I used to believe that when I went to sleep, my mother would hold wild parties that she didn’t want me to see and one night, I caught her vacuuming the house in my Mickey Mouse hat and I pointed at her and said "HA! I caught you. You made them go away as soon as I woke up!"

Nancy
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When I was 6, my aunt got remarried to a guy who had two kids. At the wedding, my mom introduced me to the kids, and told me they would be my step-cousins. I instantly thought that my aunt and her new husband were going to make them live on the front steps to the house. This upset me a great deal, as I wouldnt want to live on the front steps, so I asked my mom if they could live with us. She said they couldnt, and for a long time, I felt terribly sad every time I thought about them.

Mandi
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When I was about 3 or 4 I, for some reason, had it in my mind that patients were like points that you lost when ever you got angry. But I also believed that they were something that you could buy at the super-market. So whenever my Mom got mad and said "I'm losing my patients" I would calmly tell her that she needed to go buy some more.

Me
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This is actualy my brothers belief. He thought our mom was a Native American, because she smokes and he always sasw pictures of Native Americans smoking pipes. He believed this until he saw that our mom's butt wasn't red!!

Anon
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Used to believe that my little brother was literally a pest that came from the department of sanitation. I thought the garbage man was his real dad. One time when the garbage man came, I was 5 and my brother was 3, and I took my brother out yelling "Wait, you forgot something!"

Really wanted to be an only child
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Everytime I went to see my Nana, when i was younger, she would give me 50p. For some reason, I used to believe that she made 50p coins in her shed, for the Prime Minister. For years, I always used to try and look through the shed windows, for the "50p machine".

Nay
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This is actually about my brother and not myself. When he was about three or four, my family had just moved into a new house. The town being as small as it was, the local pastor came to welcome my family to the neighborhood.
Now, my family liked to have company over, mainly uncles and aunts. When my brother was little, he must have mistaken all his uncles for more "dads" since they were there so often. It was shortly after New Years that they had moved in, and they let my brother sip a little champagne.
Anyway, upon the pastor's arrival, my brother ran to him and greeted him immediately by announcing, "I drink booze with my dads! I have LOTS of dads!" One of our family's finest moments, I think.

Katie
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When I was young I had this wierd irrational fear that my dad was going to kidnap me and take me away from my mom--no parents were not divorced. he used to take the "senic route" everywhere and I would panic when I didn't recognize where we were and ask repeatedly "where are we going?" This fear lasted unitl I was about 12 I thought I was nuts but I finally figured this one out. when I was very young my dad used to listen to books on tape in the car. There was one particular story by Mary Higgins Clark called "Little Lost Angel" where a little girl is kidnapped by her dad....

A. T.
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I used to believe I had 2 sets of parents. The nice ones and the mean ones. They would hide in their closet and switch out occasionally.

Matthew
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