I used to believe that there was a huge book called "The Rules" that listed everything you weren't allowed to do, and it was written by the Government, and the Police could check it from time to time
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I used to belive that a seriel killer was osmeone who stole ceriel boxes and illed the wittness!
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when i was small i belived my mum was a herion addict because a few times i heard her ask the pharmasist for "herron" which is a brand of mild painkillers
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Until I was nine or ten I thought Jack The Ripper was a dude who went around ripping pages out of people's books....
Yeah, my mom laughed.
I used to think that semi truck drivers could pull you over and give you a speeding ticket.
When I was little, I used to believe that a serial killer was someone who killed people on cereal boxes. So when my mom used to watch the news, I thought someone had killed the Lucky Charms guy.
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I used to think Jaywalkers were people who walked briskly whilst swinging their arms.. whoops!
I used to believe that the pharmacies that said "Drugstore" actually sold illegal drugs, so when my parents went inside to get a disposable camera or something I would be scared to go inside Lol.
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I used think being mugged was when someone knocked you out by hitting you with a cup, then stealing your money.
When I was a kid I thought that when a cop drove by you were supposed to call them a pig and oink at them and they didn't mind. One time a cop threatened to give me and my brother each a really big fine and we felt so bad that we didn't tell anyone for years.
When I was younger (about 6) I remember hearing reference to a serial killer on the evening news, and I thought that it meant that anyone who ate cereal after dark would be attacked by the "cereal killer". So for years I always rushed to eat my cereal (favorite food at the time) before nighttime. It wasn't until we were studying homophones in school that i recognized the difference!
I used to believe that as soon as someone got hurt doing something, the gubment made up a law to prevent it from happening again.
When I was little I used to throw fits in Wal-Mart if I didn't get what I wanted and my mom told me that the Wal-Mart police would take me away if I didnt stop and from then on I was always good in Wal-Mart until I realized there were no Wal-Mart police around age 7
When I was little I used to believe that I was smarter than police because i thought that you could give a criminal a lie detector test and then you would know if they were the criminals or not I thought i was gona go up to police one day and tell them about lie detector tests and they would pay me and i`d become famous later i found out how these tests work and theyre not just a red button lighting up when you lie and a green one lighting up when you tell the truth
when i was born my mom was a meth addict but when she had me she quit but by the time i was 12 she was hooked again one day i was looking for a lighter (i was a bad kid i was going to smoke some weed with my friends)when i stumble upon this baggy full of meth i was young so i didn't know it was meth i thought it was sugar so i started eating it and well eating meth is the same as smoking it as soon as i realized it wasn't sugar i refilled the baggy with sugar sooner or later my mom notices and well lets say i never ate meth again
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hye..this is the story of my friend..i think its the dumbest thing on earth! when she was a kid, she likes to wear digital watch. her mom don't want her to wear it coz afraid she wont know how to read the clock. so, her mom told her if she wears digital watch,the police gonna make her up in jail! she trust it and never wear it till today! da! well..what does a kid know! she realise it was a fake whan she was 10. silly! [ moms out there,dont act that violent will ya]
I used to think that the police didn't know that we called them coppers behind their backs!
I thought that to be king or queen or president all you had to do was fill out a job application. Then at school I actually learned about the government system and I was like what the heck my way is better.
When I was younger my sister told me that unmarked trucks patrolled neighborhoods and nabbed kids to bring them to juvie like the dog catcher. She then explained that juvie is a place where I would be suction cupped to the wall. Every time I saw one afte that I would whisper "there's the juvie truck". That wenton until I was about 7.
I used to want to be a police officer because I thought you got superpowers. For example, I thought they had some sort of superpower that made you get on the ground when they yelled,"GET ON THE GROUND!" And robbers could somehow resist this with magic. I was a messed up kid.